Schnitzel n Tits

Schnitzel n Tits

The Private & Best Bits of Schnitzel n Tits

The Melbourne Friday night Institution – A Schnitzel n Tits bucks party tailored to your needs. Strip Tease and topless action with bonus games and bucks extras.

Have your own exclusive Schnitzel n Tits, in a venue reserved for just you & your mates for a full three hours!

From $130 per person!

For all the schnitz that’s fit to chew. Package includes:

  • Bus to pick you up from inner city location and take you to the function space location
  • Exclusive use of function space for 3 hours
  • Your own Big Boys Club representative on hand all night as a go to and to keep the event running smoothly.
  • 1 hour of themed waitresses
  • Next 2 hours topless waitresses (Ratio – 7 guests to 1 Waitress)
  • 1 steamy strip show
  • Saucy bucks party games like strip beer pong, massive jenga and lingerie twister
  • Bar tab/drinks packages for 3 hours
  • Delicious schnitzel, chips and salad meal served by scantily clad babes
  • Bus to take you to strip club in the city where you will receive free VIP entry

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Schnitzel n Tits Melbourne

Schnitzel n Tits is at The Colonial Hotel on the corner of Lonsdale and King st Melbourne every Friday night. Whether you’re there for a Birthday Party, a Bucks Party, a special occasion, after work drinks or a date with a difference our dinner and show is sure to tickle your fancy.

Schnitzel n Tits entertainment runs from high-class Burlesque to cheeky striptease studded with exclusive circus acts, live comedy, jelly wrestling and some of the best pole dancers and contortionists in Melbourne.

Great food, flirtatious fun, all night drink specials… sound good? Really, who else serves delicious chicken schnitz and tits in one place? You won’t be disappointed!

Birthdays, work gatherings, Bucks Parties and Hens Nights are welcome. We’re experienced in catering to large bookings and individuals’ special requirements.

Schnitzel n Tits: the theatre restaurant with a difference!

Hey! If you’re a man who takes action, book online and we’ll be in touch! Still undecided? No problem check out some of our other amazing bucks party packages.