Celebrity Big Boy Of The Month – MAY 2011
The Low Down
Quick Stats
Nickname: “Bin Daddy, Osama Bin Hidin’, Osama Bin Kenobi”
Weirdest Job: “World’s Most Wanted Man 2001 – 2011. Totally outlasted George Clooney and Brad Pitt!”
Hobbies: “Film making, scrap booking, Jihad.”
Weirdest Place You’ve Woken Up After a Big Night: “Bottom of the North Arabian Sea.”
Best Way to End a Big Night Out: “World domination.”
Make A Choice
Pub or Club: “I’d rather not say. They already found me once…”
Steak or Parma: “Goat parma. Crumbed goat schnitzel, topped with the blood of an infidel, hold the bacon, finished off with some melted goats cheese.”
Blonde or Brunette: “Who cares? They all look the same under a burka!”
Boobs or Butt: “George W. Bush is definitely my favourite boob.”
The Physical Stuff
Sports Played: “Hide & Seek”
Sports Watched: “CNN. Did you see those Americans trying to find my ass? Talk about endurance!”
What’s Ya Fave?
Favourite Band: “Rolling Stones”
Fantasy Woman: “You want me to name all 72 of them?”
Favourite Drink: “Infidel tears.”
Favourite Movie: “When Harry Met Sally, Bring It On, Three Kings.”
Favourite Festival: “Ramadan.”
“Must fly gents. There’s someone knocking on my front door. Death to infidels! Osama out!”
