Big Boy Of The Month Is Back!!
Our first Big Boy for 2011 is Tommy, and everyone at the BBC reckon he’s a stand up bloke.
He likes to jump out of planes, drink piss and go disco mad in the early hours of the morning. But still finds time to enjoy his mums borsch every Wednesday night.
He is the kinda bloke that you be happy with your sister dating…just as long as its not my sister.
For a crust Tommy lays and cleans granite and other rocks of various descriptions. I suppose you would call him a stone cutter.
He told me that he thinks Ricky the Dragon Steamboat could drop the Big Show with a Kung Fu stare. Obviously the parachute hasn’t always worked for Serra but we say he’s alright and that’s why he cuts the cheese as our Big Boy Of The Month.
Good on ya Tom, you will receive a free 2 hour cleaning session from one of our Helpful Hunnies for that musty man pad you call a home. Enjoy!!
The Low Down
Weirdest Job: Commercial cleaning team at the Daily Planet
Hobbies: Jumping out of planes
Weirdest Place You’ve Woken Up After a Big Night: Public toilets in St Kilda
Best Way to End a Big Night Out: With a girl that’s better looking than me.
Make A Choice
Pub or Club: Pub
Steak or Parma: Steak
Blonde or Brunette: Whatever I can get
Boobs or Butt: I need both
The Physical Stuff
Sports Played: Team Skydiving
Sports Watched: UFC, womens beach volley ball
What’s Ya Fave?
Favourite Athlete: Ricky the Dragon Steamboat
Favourite Music Genre: Vintage Vomit Punk
Favourite Band: Dead Kennedys
Fantasy Woman: Sarah Palin
Favourite Beer: Victoriaaaaaaaaaa
Favourite Wine: Anything from a silver bag
Favourite Spirit: The Ghost of Christmas Past
Favourite Festival: Meredith
Favorite Big Boys Night: Jazz Jam 2010 with whipped cream and a cherry on the top.
Got a mate who you reckon deserves Big Boy status? Nominate him for a chance to win…