Big Boy Of The Month – March 2011

Big Boy Of The Month Is Back!!

Our first Big Boy for 2011 is Tommy, and everyone at the BBC reckon he’s a stand up bloke.

He likes to jump out of planes, drink piss and go disco mad in the early hours of the morning. But still finds time to enjoy his mums borsch every Wednesday night.

He is the kinda bloke that you be happy with your sister dating…just as long as its not my sister.

For a crust Tommy lays and cleans granite and other rocks of various descriptions. I suppose you would call him a stone cutter.

He told me that he thinks Ricky the Dragon Steamboat could drop the Big Show with a Kung Fu stare. Obviously the parachute hasn’t always worked for Serra but we say he’s alright and that’s why he cuts the cheese as our Big Boy Of The Month.

Good on ya Tom, you will receive a free 2 hour cleaning session from one of our Helpful Hunnies for that musty man pad you call a home. Enjoy!!

The Low Down

Quick Stats

Nickname: Serra

Weirdest Job: Commercial cleaning team at the Daily Planet

Hobbies: Jumping out of planes

Weirdest Place You’ve Woken Up After a Big Night: Public toilets in St Kilda

Best Way to End a Big Night Out: With a girl that’s better looking than me.

Make A Choice

Pub or Club: Pub

Steak or Parma: Steak

Blonde or Brunette: Whatever I can get

Boobs or Butt: I need both

The Physical Stuff

Sports Played: Team Skydiving

Sports Watched: UFC, womens beach volley ball

What’s Ya Fave?

Favourite Athlete: Ricky the Dragon Steamboat

Favourite Music Genre: Vintage Vomit Punk

Favourite Band: Dead Kennedys

Fantasy Woman: Sarah Palin

Favourite Beer: Victoriaaaaaaaaaa

Favourite Wine: Anything from a silver bag

Favourite Spirit: The Ghost of Christmas Past

Favourite Festival: Meredith

Favorite Big Boys Night: Jazz Jam 2010 with whipped cream and a cherry on the top.



Got a mate who you reckon deserves Big Boy status? Nominate him for a chance to win…

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