Fight Club Jelly Party Time

I don’t get in to every code of football or every form of motor racing. I have my opinions and I have my standards. I feel the same way about wrestling. When I was young and found out WWF Wrestling wasn’t real I felt tricked. Surely a man named Hulk Hogan was in the real business of crushing heads. He was acting. (His reality TV show was actually worse than his acting.)

UFC came along and nobody felt safe, a short stocky Brazilian guy can beat a guy with a beard and tattoos. Reality was way too real. Then I noticed the ring girls, parading around on stage, disappearing before I got scared while watching another psychotic face smashing.

One day while enjoying the last of the jelly cups and watching the ring girls intently, it dawned on me. I needed a ring girl in my cup. She might be lonely so I would need two. And of course they would have to fight. If only I could think of a name for such an arrangement.

On the weekend I went to my first Big Boys Club Bucks Party at the Club House. There it was a giant jelly cup filling up with girls! Whoever ticked the Jelly Wrestling option for this Bucks is a certifiable legend! The girls in the jelly were really going for it; I mean they could fight crazier than the vampire babes in Dusk till Dawn. All the excitement of sport while feeling more than a little randy Macho Man Savage. You can’t experience Jelly Wrestling on your TV, you got to get out and organise it yourself. I know now that the car park out the back of Coles is not a place to do that (cops said). Get down to Shnitz n’ Tits and check it out.

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