If You Can Think Of It We Will Organise It For Ya!!

Let The Big Boys Club organise your next event for you, be it a bucks party bash, or just a get together with the boys. We can make your boys day, night, weekend, or holiday the best it can be. You'll love it, your mates will love you for it and you will be put into legend status for years to come!!!

Don't try and organise it yourself, let us do it for you and then just turn up sink some piss and let the action unfold!!!

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SOMETHING ELSE?

 

Believe it not, sometimes us blokes just have a one track mind.

So … if there’s something here that you guys aren’t seeing… Bring it on!!!!! We’re up to any challenge. If you’ve got an idea, no matter how elaborate, run it by us and we’ll make it happen.

 

You want to jump out of a plane strapped to a naked woman?! …. Sure! And if we can’t find a woman willing… that’s why God created goats!

From sporting club nights to overseas trips,  it can all be done and nothing will surprise us…. (except if the goats become a continual theme). Our well socialised panel of experts have contacts in all kinds of areas, adventure, sport, travel, something unusual & under the table …( I’m not even going to say the G word).

Let’s see what you’ve got, we’re ready to say… “Challenge accepted”.

 

Just to drive it home… ANYTHING you want to throw at us.

Sports, adventure, trips away, boys nights, girls nights, strippers, pole dancers, cruises, overseas trips, BBQ’s, poker nights …

 

Let your imagine run wild and live out your desires… the sky’s the limit!!!!

 

The Best Grog & Grub

Beer - Wine - Scotch - BBQ prawns - steaks - hamburgers - all you can eat

 

 

 

 

 

 

We all know that a beer drinking bash needs good ol’ Aussie tucka to keep you going throughout your alcohol infused stint.

It’s all about stamina… (and of course who throws up the most at the end of the day.)
We also know that one mans ideal feast is completely different to another mans.
We can provide any kind of food and drink your big old cholesterol dripping heart desires.

Here are our standards. If you need something different, let us know and we’ll organize it for you!

 

Local Beer & simple fair

For the blokes that just want to fill their beer bellies and sink some Aussie piss. No fuss… No worries.

Local beer basic spirits & simple fair

For the blokes who think they have a bit more class and like to partake in some of the harder lickers…oops, I mean Liquors.

Imported beer & gourmet BBQ

Need something a bit more fancy but not too gay? Stick a bit of lemon in the top of your beer and raise your pinkie as you hold your prawn on a toothpick…

Imported Beer Basic Spirits & Gourmet BBQ

This is like the ultimate beautiful peoples party with reality thrown in.
The beer represents the beautiful, exotic women milling around you, dripping off your arm and laughing at your every joke.
The food is the erotic simulation of the amazing sex you are about to have with these beautiful women.
The basic spirits represent the aussie suburban scrags that will get pissed & ugly, scare off the

beautiful women & that you’ll end up rooting in the back of your mate’s car… great night.

Top shelf spirits, imported beer & Fancy Fair

Bond… James Bond.

 

 

Girls Girls Girls - Every Fetish For Every Bloke

jelly wrestling, strippers, topless waitresses, tits, boobs, sporting

sweet hearts, fetish, naughty school girls

 

 

 

 

 

Babelicious Bar Maids

Bonsoir, bonjour, le petite miam…. & all other words those frenchies come up with.

An oldie but a goodie. Girls dressed as French Maids doing house work. breasts overflowing from their corsets to the slightest hint of lace under a very short skirt.They caress your feather duster in a way that makes a gay man turn straight. Mmmmm, yes “Oh Frenchie, I think my crotch may be a little dusty….”

 

Naughty School Girls

The girls at school never looked liked this when I was there. Puberty has been kind them & don’t they know it!!! Naughty girls! Bad girls, cheeky girls. Short skirts, bare bellies & bubble gum. What a tease!

 

If you’re into having a bit of scenery whilst you down a few. Check out the topless barmaids… Don’t worry if the venue seems a bit chilly, it’s all for effect… nipples like champagne corks!

 

If you’re the kind of bloke who just can’t get enough sport you need to call upon our sporting sweethearts, they love everything sport. They’re really good sports. You could even tie me kangaroo down… sport. Three words… five cougars thanks.

 

 

Enjoy a bit of athletism whilst still getting your rocks off? Pole dancing could be the spectator sport for you. Watch these amazing toned, yet still womanly bodies defy gravity as they twist & writhe & sweat all over their “Pole”.

You know what I’m talkin’ bout…

 

Well fella’s, Victoria”s secret is out. These lusty gals like to lounge in Lingerie which will make you want to linger in the lounge where they lay. Lace, ribbons, stockings, all things girlie. They just want to bare their underwear.

 

Let these girls put your shrimp on the Barbie.

Bar B Cuties will take control of your meat and make it the tantalizing, mouthwatering feast you always dreamed it could be.

 

 

 

 

want more?? Yeah of course you do... bring it on!!

forget the steak knives how about more girlie action!!

Jelly Wrestling

We all have fantasies about girls wrestling girls and when you throw Jelly in the mix… Sweet!!

Watch the girls go at it, pushing their opponents into the glistening gel, pulling hair, gnashing teeth, ripping off clothes, squirming, writhing underneath & on top of each other to see who will be the dominant female… Hot!

 

Watch your girlfriend doesn’t get her knickers in a knot when you check out underwear twister. You’ll be amazed at the positions some of these girls get themselves into. You’ll be even more amazed when you get in there yourself. Be careful not to cramp.

 

The Striptease has been around for thousands of years. The dance of the 7 veils, to the heckles of “Show us ya Face!” to the world class Burlesque act of Dita Von Teese, (who doesn’t get heckled as jaws are generally dropped to the floor.) You’re not considered a man if you’ve never seen a “striptease”. What are ya?! A poofta or something? Big Boys Club Cater from the highly erotic to the down right dirty. These girls are just dying to get their kit off.

 

Strawberries & cream. Do you have the self control to be able to snatch a sugary delight of a gorgeous naked body? This tantalizing tease will tempt you with her confectionary to the most intimate parts of her anatomy. It’s even better than edible undies! Be careful though, too much & you could have a diabetic fit.

 

Do you liked to be Spanked, whipped, gimped up in a faceless mask? You naughty boy… Dominatrix needs to enslave you, make you powerless. Her word is your command. Strapped up & srtapped on. This is not for the faint hearted… Wuss!

Girl Meets Girl

WE all fantasize about it. There’s something about girls getting’ it on with other girls that sends us blokes crazy! As long as they don’t look like the lesbians out of “Truckin’ Life” magazine…

These girls are smokin’ hot. One night with them & you’ll wish you were a lesbian too.