Schnitz n Tits - It's a tradition!

The best night out in Melbourne for a scrumptious feast and some flirty fun. Schnitz 'n Tits was a famous St Kilda institution in years past… Now it's back! Schnitz 'n Tits is revived, revamped and redefined. An evening filled with classic cuisine, gastronomic girls and a smorgasbord of cheeky entertainment.

"Schnitz n Tits is a cracking night for you and your mates".

Tasty dinners & tasteful titillation...and it's not just for the boys anymore.

Schnitz n Tits is all about personal service...

Cheeky Show

Australia's finest Burlesque entertainers perform their trademark acts, including an aerial trapeze, rhythmic gymnastics, and a saucy table top bubble bath.

Busty Barmaids

Our Babelicious Barmaids will attend to your every need. All our girls equipped with some rather lovely jugs.

Tasty Schnitz

The tastiest breasts in town, served with crispy chips and garden fresh salad. Comes with your choice of sauce...if you know what we mean!

Midweek dinner in style, served with a wink and a smile.

• Willing Waitresses: Take your meal orders, from enticing entrees to your just desserts.
• Babelicious Barmaids: Flirty fraulien deliver very friendly table service to keep you hydrated all night long.
• Saucy Stars of our Sizzling Shows: Smoking hot and oh-so-sweet! Bring your loaded wallets. The more you tip, the more attention you shall receive!

Remember the saying - "Sex sells and Porn pays" ( or did I just make that up?)

All you have to do is sit back, relax and watch the action unfold.

Check out schnitzntits.com.au for more info!