Choose Your Grog & Grub
Written by Bobby Bigness Tuesday, 22 June 2010 13:54
The Best Grog & Grub
Beer - Wine - Scotch - BBQ prawns - steaks - hamburgers - all you can eat
We all know that a beer drinking bash needs good ol’ Aussie tucka to keep you going throughout your alcohol infused stint.
It’s all about stamina… (and of course who throws up the most at the end of the day.)
We also know that one mans ideal feast is completely different to another mans.
We can provide any kind of food and drink your big old cholesterol dripping heart desires.
Here are our standards. If you need something different, let us know and we’ll organize it for you!

Local Beer & simple fair
For the blokes that just want to fill their beer bellies and sink some Aussie piss. No fuss… No worries.
Local beer basic spirits & simple fair

For the blokes who think they have a bit more class and like to partake in some of the harder lickers…oops, I mean Liquors.
Imported beer & gourmet BBQ
Need something a bit more fancy but not too gay? Stick a bit of lemon in the top of your beer and raise your pinkie as you hold your prawn on a toothpick…
Imported Beer Basic Spirits & Gourmet BBQ
This is like the ultimate beautiful peoples party with reality thrown in.
The beer represents the beautiful, exotic women milling around you, dripping off your arm and laughing at your every joke.
The food is the erotic simulation of the amazing sex you are about to have with these beautiful women.
The basic spirits represent the aussie suburban scrags that will get pissed & ugly, scare off the
beautiful women & that you’ll end up rooting in the back of your mate’s car… great night.
Top shelf spirits, imported beer & Fancy Fair
Bond… James Bond.




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