FOR WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE EATING OUT...

Breakfast Of Champions

So chunky you can carve it...

Say hello to my little friend

Remember that 'Crazy Cat Lady' video that we put up a couple of months ago? This is the kinda cat that only she could love. Me personally? I'm scared of pussies with nasty teeth.

To be fair...it does get kinda dark down there

Yes, this is a real product. No, we don't know where you can buy one.

Online Dating Frightens People

Is it any wonder that this guy made a tiny, itty, bitty error on his application form? It could happen!

AND THE LORD SAID "THOU SHALT NOT WHACK OFF WHILST THINKING ABOUT SCARLETT JOHANNSON"

No wonder so many people are turning away from religion. Not that we think any of our Big Boys Club members would engage in this kind of sinful act, but we thought this was kind of funny anyway.

Only In Japan...

Japanese music fans have been surprised to discover the newest member of one of the country's leading pop groups is a digital mash-up of the other singers.

Aimi Eguchi was announced early last month as the latest member of AKB48, a popular group with an ever-revolving roster of singers, the Washington Postreported.

Aimi made her debut appearance in an advertisement for Ezaki Glico lollies, a rapid promotion given that product endorsements are usually reserved for more senior members of the 62-person group.

Aimi's sudden fame raised the suspicions of fans used to seeing AKB48 members rise through the ranks based on the support of fans in an annual Idol-style competition.

Days later Ezaki Glico admitted to the hoax, revealing Aimi's flawless appearance was a composite of three other members of the group.

SAY WHAT NOW?!

It's a sad fact of life that sometimes man's best friend has to lose his...ummmm...manliness. Since the dawn of time, our furry companions have walked alongside us, ashamed at their lack of balls, and resenting us for taking them.

Not anymore...

Forget your iPad's, electric cars and widescreen TV's. Arguably the most reveered invention of this century so far has been Neuticles...fake balls for your dog.

Want your best mate to have a larger knads than he was originally graced with? Then grab yourself an extra large pair! You can use them as spare golf balls. Fancy a smaller pair? No problem! If you get bored, you can play with them like a make shift Newton's Cradle.

Seriously. WTF?!