BBC Mens Tee

If Chuck Norris ever had a cage fight against Godzilla and Sarah Palin, this is the shirt they would be selling in the merch stalls.

The Big Boys Club shirts are woven by naked, Incan goddesses from the finest South American cotton. The artwork is hand painted by native American Indians, who in a secret ritual, bless each shirt with the strength of a lion, the speed of a cheetah, and the sex drive of a hungry llama. Our shirts are then tested for durability by Megan Fox, who wears each one of them in the shower before packaging it up and sending it on to you.

The Big Boys Club tees are guaranteed to get you more free drinks, more smoking hot babes, and more free parking spaces than ever before! *

Go on. Buy one now. You know you want to…

(* results not ACTUALLY guaranteed)

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