If you're not one of the 800 millon people already using Facebook, never fear. The Big Boys Club is here to help you get on board, with our ten simple rules for posting on humanitys biggest time waster.

1. Don't jump the gun with a relationship status update.

2. Honesty is not always the best policy.

3. Always check your grammar prior to posting.

4. Posting about sexual encounters can lead to awkward discussions with family members.

5. Don't boast before you're 100% sure you've won.

6. Don't be a smart arse.

7. Choose your profile picture VERY carefully.

8. Don't friend your Dad on Facebook.

9. Be careful who takes (and comments on) your photo.

10. Keep an eye out for girls like this.

UFC Sundays
@ the Big Boys Club House

Fights shown on the big screen live from 12pm
Babelicious Barmaids, BBQ and Parlour games

This Month...
Sunday, May 27, 2012

UFC 146 - Dos Santos Vs Overeem

It’s the biggest night the heavyweight division has ever seen, as 6 of MMA’s best take to the Octagon. Junior dos Santos defends his crown against Alistair Overeem. Velasquez vs Mir & Antonio Silva makes his UFC debut against Roy Nelson.

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And when we say dirty, we mean REALLY dirty!

Like, proper filthy. She wants you to go at her plumptious beauties with a rolling pin, until she's about to squirt, and then she's going to sit in the warm juices. Oooooh LOVELY!!

Big Boys Hold 'Em

Friday January 20th - 7:30PM UNTIL LATE

$100 ENTRY

Cash and Prizes for the Final Four

$10 player Bounty, Plus Entry to Tournament Bounty

Dealt up by Cute Croupiers

Free First Drink upon entry and drinks at Club House Prices from our Babelicious Bar Maids & A Special Guest Burlesque Performance!

Prizes are as follows:

1st Johnny Walker Blue Label RRP $250 + $100 in big boys chips

2nd Johnny Walker Gold Label RRP $120 + $75 in big boys chips

3rd Johnny Walker Green Label RRP $80 + $50 in big boys chips

4th Johnny Walker Black Label RRP $50 + $25 in big boys chips

And if you don’t win there is...

Roulette, Black Jack, Big Screen TV, Pool table, foosball, shuffle board, music, lap dances, so much entertainment!

Any Questions? Call 1 800 MY EVENT

Scarlett Johansson

Those photos of Rihanna we came across last month (behave you!) were pretty tough to beat. But we think we've managed it. Scarlett Johansson is blonde, smoking hot and irrefutably rootable...so we've heard.

Miss Johansson got her break in the 2003 flick 'Lost In Translation'. We certainly wouldn't recommend sitting through the entire thing, but if you can get a copy, the movie opens with a lengthy shot of Scarlett's firm, supple, circa 2003 arse. Yum.

Since then, Scarlett has gone on to make a smattering of mediocre films, pose nude alongside Keira Knightley (another babe worthy of a BBC crown), and be frequently photographed wearing low cut shirts.

I'm thinking Miss Scarlett, in the library, with a pair of handcuffs, a giant bottle of baby oil and do not disturb sign on the door...and I'm sure I'm not the only one! (Ha! Board game humour!)

Breakfast Of Champions

So chunky you can carve it...

Say hello to my little friend

Remember that 'Crazy Cat Lady' video that we put up a couple of months ago? This is the kinda cat that only she could love. Me personally? I'm scared of pussies with nasty teeth.

To be fair...it does get kinda dark down there

Yes, this is a real product. No, we don't know where you can buy one.

Online Dating Frightens People

Is it any wonder that this guy made a tiny, itty, bitty error on his application form? It could happen!