Celebrity Big Boy Of The Month - March 2011

Well, the Royal coronation of the monthly Big Boy occurred this week and it saw Tommy Sera something hard to pronounce rise to his rightful throne; or at least until the end of the month.

One Country, one King! That’s usually how it done, isn’t gents?

Well not this month. We have had word from one of our offshore correspondents that in a little know territory Australia call the "USA" that something is a brewing in the land of Uncle Sam.

In fact they have just announced their big boy of the decade and possible substitute for Barracks for Collingwood Obama.

This humble gent is versed in the mysterious arts of wrong, gee that was fun and where am I.

A man so disciplined in the ancients’ tradition of snap, crackle and pop, they may give him Cuba just for being a top bloke.

You maybe know his uncle you may have used him on you on furniture. Yes he is the graceful enigma, ”rat a tat tat” (that was a drum roll). MRRRRRRRR Carlos Irwin Estevez otherwise known as Charlie Sheen.

We reckon we need to tag Charles with an honorary Big Boy Of The Month before he is gobbled up by this politically correct landscape we call 2011.

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Big Boy Of The Month Is Back!!

Our first Big Boy for 2011 is Tommy, and everyone at the BBC reckon he’s a stand up bloke.

He likes to jump out of planes, drink piss and go disco mad in the early hours of the morning. But still finds time to enjoy his mums borsch every Wednesday night.

He is the kinda bloke that you be happy with your sister dating...just as long as its not my sister.

For a crust Tommy lays and cleans granite and other rocks of various descriptions. I suppose you would call him a stone cutter.

He told me that he thinks Ricky the Dragon Steamboat could drop the Big Show with a Kung Fu stare. Obviously the parachute hasn’t always worked for Serra but we say he’s alright and that’s why he cuts the cheese as our Big Boy Of The Month.

Good on ya Tom, you will receive a free 2 hour cleaning session from one of our Helpful Hunnies for that musty man pad you call a home. Enjoy!!

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