BBC Hot Chicks

RIHANNA

I haven't got many jokes about our celebrity cutie this month. I'm far too busy staring at her titties!!

FACT: Rihanna is hot.

ANOTHER FACT: Rihanna is super, smokin, "totally want to tap that" hot.

THIRD FACT: Rihanna doesn't seem to have any issue with parading around in her underwear or a very hot bikini.

And even though we didn't approve when she hooked up with that douchebag Chris Brown, the relationship did produce some naked pics of her that have since been spread around the interwebs. That's the great thing about modern technology! The relationship is long dead, but the pictures of Miss Ri Ri's tidy little hieney will be available to the entire world forever! Thanks, Chris Brown...but we still think you're a tool.

I think you'll all agree that Rihanna is well and truly deserving of the title of 'Big Boys Club Celebrity Cutie Of The Month'. In fact, we're thinking about just calling it quits now and giving her the title for the remainder of 2011. I think I need a lie down...

EMMA WATSON

Ahhhh...Hermione, Hermione, Hermione. We used to just think you were adorable, but now we want to watch you in the shower. You may be a Gryffindor, but something in my pants is definitely a Slytherin!

Over the past ten years, we've watched Emma Watson go from annoying, little shit in the Harry Potter movies to one of the UK's spunkiest celebs. The fact that she hasn't been caught out on the town with no knickers (ala Paris Hilton), or released a saucey sex tape (ala...Paris Hilton) only makes her even hotter!

Brace yourself Emma Watson, as you receive an official Big Boys Club salute as our July 2011 Cutie Of The Month.

Ready, gents? Grasp your wands firmly. Erectus riseupeeus!!

AMY WINEHOUSE

It's been a rough weekend for Miss Winehouse...as opposed to her usual, high brow style of shenanigans!

The troubled singer has cancelled her Europaen tour after she was booed at a show in Serbia when it appeared that she was too drunk to perform.

Winehouse, who has battled drug addiction and has reportedly received treatment for a drinking problem, mumbled her way through Saturday's set at Belgrade's Fortress festival before 20,000 disgruntled fans.

Read more: Hot Chick Of The Month - June 2011

Rhiannon O'Loughlin

Rhiannon O'Loughlin might just be our Big Boys Club Dream Girl. She digs motorbikes, loves keeping fit, and occasionally indulges in a bit of "girl on girl loving"!

This blonde bombshell describes herself as a "self-confessed gym junkie", who goes to the gym not only to keep fit, but to perve on both the guys and the girls.

Her other main reason for hitting the gym?

"Training keeps my mind healthy — not to mention my physique. When you feel sexy and confident, it works wonders in the bedroom."

Take me now...!

She describes the naughtiest thing that she has ever done as "same-sex loving". We'll leave it up to you boys to imagine exactly what that means! Hubba hubba!

Why does everything this girl talks about come back to nookie?! But as if we care...

Our advice? Get yourself a ticket to Sydney and get out of the Melbourne cold. If the girls there are half as hot as Rhiannon, you'll be in babe heaven!